age: 23 (Apr 27, 1990)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2009

occupation: Vampire

makes me sad: Young people today.

fantasy: High!

body mods: My right eye is totally fucked up, but no one knows why. I guess that's not a modification.

crush: Every new Suicide Girl I see.

most humbling moment: I'm certainly not telling you. At least not until you pretend to take an interest.

stats: Height: Middling high Weight: Less than ninety percent of the people who get their own show on TLC Hair and eyes: Dominant in two hundred years

makes me happy: Pretty girls smiling, especially if it's hesitant at first, and even more especially if I've made them do it. AWWW, how sweet and sensitive. Oh, and booty shorts.

gets me hot: Grammar! Sentence fragment. "Sentence fragment" is a sentence fragment! Girls with flaws, but not, like, huge, ugly scars, just little things like crooked teeth. Breasts.

into: People who fake an interest, people who take a genuine interest (or at least never let on that they're faking), knives, swords, machetes, nipples. I'm secretly REALLY into people who don't hide their disdain for the things I like. Mmm. We should talk about history.

heroes: Paul Gross, members of the Canadian Forces, the guy who pegged the term "ass thug" (me), Paul McKenzie, whomever put candy in milk.