age: 39 (Jul 14, 1972)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2004

occupation: now I'm nothing.

heroes: robert smith. simon gallup. peter hook. robin guthrie. christian slater. ron jeremy.

into: easy decisions, life being easy. boobs.

body mods: none

makes me sad: republican fascist bastards, social injustices, being single

most humbling moment: realizing that I had failed at marriage.

makes me happy: sad music, liberal thinking, saying frak, a good relaxing nap... and my MotherFucking Columbus Crew! We are... MASSIVE! Oh and don't forget, US Men's National Team Soccer...

gets me hot: boobies.

i lost my virginity: in a flustered mess.

sign: crabby

stats: umm... i'm me?