
age: 84 (Jul 11, 1927)
MEMBER SINCE: March 2003
occupation: Semi-Obscure Cultural Reference, Footnote to Indie-Rock History
into: Making your toes curl.
body mods: Tower of Life tattoo on left forearm, Dark Horse of Festival Year on the right; no piercings.
i lost my virginity: ...but it keeps following me home.
crush: Periodicals librarian across town. Hmmm. Kiwi marine biologist. Hmmm.
fantasy: A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a dry-cleaning bag full of large-curd cottage cheese, and thou.
stats: 70% water
sign: NO EXIT 4
gets me hot: Nipple twists. Making your toes curl.
why i did sg: Hips. Tits. Lips. Power.
The inevitable anticlimax: about 20 folks turned out, not bad for word-of-mouth promotion of an ill-defined Wednesday night artsy 'event', and everybody seemed to actually enjoy themselves. I actually liked how it turned out myself, and besides, that gnawing feeling in the pit of my stomach is gone.
Basically. it was a live monologue that we taped in front a miraculously sympathetic audience for later use on my (mostly spoken-word) radio show. Most of the stress came from:
1) me not being used to any level of preparation -- too much like writer's block meets the actor's nightmare, and
2) not being used to doing any of this in front of people that I can actually see.
So, it turned out alright. And I'm glad to have friends who basically pushed me into doing it.
Next: me with a stripper's pole. Bring the family.
Basically. it was a live monologue that we taped in front a miraculously sympathetic audience for later use on my (mostly spoken-word) radio show. Most of the stress came from:
1) me not being used to any level of preparation -- too much like writer's block meets the actor's nightmare, and
2) not being used to doing any of this in front of people that I can actually see.
So, it turned out alright. And I'm glad to have friends who basically pushed me into doing it.
Next: me with a stripper's pole. Bring the family.
MARCH 2010
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