age: 40 (Nov 12, 1972)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2007

occupation: personal trainer, full-time thrasher

crush: your mom

i lost my virginity: and i hope it stays there

most humbling moment: Drunk, getting out of a hot tub and falling off a deck into a bush. naked. good times.

gets me hot: humidity

fantasy: getting smacked in the face with a spatula while screeching down a slip and slide covered in jello

makes me sad: cigarette ashes in my coffee

makes me happy: Dolphins swimming on a rainbow

sign: Scorpio

into: metal, punk, indie, rockabilly. working out, ufc, art, occult, paranormal, and other things that don't make sense together

body mods: tats and two steel rods in my spine with various screws and bolts.