age: 29 (Aug 06, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2003

occupation: former student/ college radio dj

stats: 5'9' (practically)

makes me happy: beating people at their own game, puppies, good beer, winning bets, the baltimore ravens

crush: it's no so much a crush as it is full-fledged love...

sign: leo

most humbling moment: losing a $20 bet on whose car was in our driveway

fantasy: winning a grammy, then flushing it down the toilet, being bender for just one day, having free drinks at any bar i wanted for as long as i wanted, to be wealthy for the rest of my life, owning a record store or label, being awesome at the guitar, making out with a suicide girl on the 50 yard line of the super bowl while keanu reeves and joey lawrence simultaneously say "whoa"

into: music, chicks with short hair, snowball fights, conan o'brien and jon stewart, plaid anything, thrift store shopping, buying old vinyl records, pool halls, seedy bars

makes me sad: when people are mean to me or don't realize how awesome i am, when a girl is sadder with some other guy than she would be with me, that one episode of futurama with fry's dog from the past...

gets me hot: laughter, your head in my lap, any action around my ears, when a girl bites her bottom lip oh so subtly...