Member: lance_grr

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Member: lance_grr

age: 30 (Mar 02, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2005

makes me happy: That I've used the term boner police in a sentence

crush: Nellie McKay

makes me sad: My work ethic.

most humbling moment: No underware spilts while playing tennis dong flopping out

sign: You Must Obey The Dance Commander

gets me hot: Alpine sking when it ain't snowing

fantasy: Houdini'ing lots off celebs.

i lost my virginity: Get off my back.

into: Making my own clothes. Screen printing. Writing .

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SEPTEMBER 4, 2005 @ 12:52 PM | NO COMMENTS


So I don't want to look like Carrot Top. I just feeling very
good I have been working out again and it seems to beworking alot better than last time. I not sure how
much weight I've lost but I feel great.

In your face Jerky's all you suckers having to go back to
school. So i'm finally all moved in to my apartment in
Portland. I've found almost found may way around to
all the places I needed to go. Haven't found any good bike
Shops, record/music shop, and a comic book shop all due
time. Wait damn I haven't found an art store ethier. But,
I live near 4 strip clubs.

I'm out like turkey Jerky
~~Lance(looking like Cral from Aquateen)

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