About Me

"potty-mouthed butt-pirate"

Bret Easton Ellis - Lunar Park

age: 33 (Jun 15, 1978)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2005

occupation: sales person

into: Thomas

crush: butt pirating

stats: unsingle

i lost my virginity: .at my 15th birthday party...

makes me happy: .orgasms...