age: 34 (Oct 10, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2002

occupation: Production manager

most humbling moment: happened in college, which i hope would be a pretty common venue for humbling moments.

stats: Tubby

into: whatever

crush: Charmingly vulgar

makes me sad: lack of empathy, my own laziness, lack of support for the arts, watching my father grow old

sign: ausfahrt

i lost my virginity: more naturally than I had imagined

fantasy: Freelance

makes me happy: My wife, my dogs, bottle rockets, balconies, shoulders, coffee and cigarettes and chocolate all at once, the rock and roll

gets me hot: shining eyes, a nibble on the ear, and lotsa cooing