age: 31 (Jan 30, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2003

occupation: columbian drug mule

fantasy: involves a pygmy elephant, burt reynolds and all the erotic cake one can eat

most humbling moment: ....i'm above this question...

stats: part italian,irish,german,french and all white trash

sign: harmful if swallowed.

gets me hot: Rectal Thermomiters, roman chairs,sense of humor, girls, Al Pachino, free AOL hours.

into: bizarre sometimes rude humor,girls, meditation, weight lifting, football, music, SGs, having sex with my socks on

makes me happy: girls, friends, family(sometimes),video games,music,good reading material

crush: "buffalo bill" from the silence of the lambs.....dude, that chick was hot!

makes me sad: blind allegiance, poo lips,having to listen to my conscience

i lost my virginity: to the concord police and a plunger