age: 29 (Nov 27, 1982)
MEMBER SINCE: April 2008
occupation: being awesome
gets me hot: black hair, septum and a desire to sing Motley Crue
makes me sad: animal cruelty. People who don't read.
stats: I'm not very good at math
crush: almost any girl with a septum piercing
fantasy: the one with Nikki Sixx and Kat Von D is the best I've got
makes me happy: warm sun, cold beer, good music
body mods: i have them
into: Hair metal. Cheap beer. Smoking a lot. A perfect pinch harmonic. Being English
heroes: Is not as good of a show as Lost
i lost my virginity: can i have yours
BLOGS
Okay, I have to rant about this because it was the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
Today I saw a man driving a car with a spoiler on the back. Not just any car.
A 1990 Chrysler Lebaron.
Looked kind of like this.
And on the back he had placed:
And not only did it look fucking ridiculous, it served absolutely no purpose whatsoever.
A spoiler on the back of a car creates downward force on the rear wheels to prevent them spinning or losing traction at high acceleration or cornering.
The lebaron is a front wheel drive car and so not only have you made your ugly ass car even uglier, you've added something that actually makes its performance worse.
What are these people thinking?
Today I saw a man driving a car with a spoiler on the back. Not just any car.
A 1990 Chrysler Lebaron.
Looked kind of like this.
And on the back he had placed:
And not only did it look fucking ridiculous, it served absolutely no purpose whatsoever.
A spoiler on the back of a car creates downward force on the rear wheels to prevent them spinning or losing traction at high acceleration or cornering.
The lebaron is a front wheel drive car and so not only have you made your ugly ass car even uglier, you've added something that actually makes its performance worse.
What are these people thinking?
JUNE 2011
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