age: 97 (Dec 27, 1915)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2007

occupation: Designmunkey + Dancefloor Reanimator

body mods: Deux tattoos and i stabbed myself with a pen in my pocket once - does that count?

crush: My Heather.

stats: I keep tryin the 6 minute abs but it doesn't seem to be würkin.

sign: Capricornius

makes me happy: Naked Boobies

heroes: Neville Brody, Fatboy Slim, David Lynch, The Dark Bros, Robbie The Robot, Kyle Cooper, Chewbacca, Peter Griffin, Tommy Pistol,

into: getting into trouble. high design. rockin the haüz. the collision of musical genres and violent format shifts. the future, the past, meh… the present aint so bad either. classic stand-up arcade games. 80s synthpop. electrometal. goils with new wave hairdos. driving through one intersection country towns with opera blaring out of my car. bunnies.

most humbling moment: After a mix, lifting the needle on the WRONG RECORD in front of a 2000+ crowd at the capital ballroom in D.C.

i lost my virginity: But i'm sure it will find me again.

makes me sad: Not Naked Boobies