
age: 29 (Mar 04, 1983)
MEMBER SINCE: November 2003
occupation: husband usurper
makes me sad: having to justify my fondness for sardines.
into: pretty girls, cheap beer, quiet
crush: Megan Lobsinger. (you don't know her. she's too perfect to be famous.)
i lost my virginity: then realized it was in my front pocket the whole time. I'm such a silly-nilly!
fantasy: 2nd base
sign: language
gets me hot: Arizona summers.
stats: 5 ft 9 in, 155 lbs., 38 in chest, 30 in waist, vain as hell
most humbling moment: Birth
makes me happy: sardines
