age: 40 (Dec 20, 1971)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2002

occupation: mens underwear sniffer

most humbling moment: when my wheels fell off

into: going back to school skate bording trying not to be repressed

crush: masturbating to gay porn

i lost my virginity: with my best friend and a beer bottle

gets me hot: girls with strapons, gay porn

body mods: I have a bunch of tattoos of me and michael jackson from when I was a lot lot younger, I think he was my first

makes me sad: when god kills a puppy

sign: sag

stats: 27/42/64

fantasy: me and four large black men