MEMBER SINCE: December 2002

occupation: media

sign: sagittarius

makes me sad: losing old friends

i lost my virginity: well, first time was a case of "just the tip", as Vince Vaughn put it

stats: 5'11, rugby player build

fantasy: Oh I dunno. Being invisible in the girls' locker room?

crush: mitten, arete, india, flux, creamy

heroes: graydon carter, gavin mcinnes

makes me happy: genetically improbable waist-to-hip ratios, primrose hill.

body mods: none

most humbling moment: I ordered foie gras at a posh restaurant and twisted my face up when i put it in my mouth it was so good. My girlfriend at the time looked back at me with fury and said "you've never made that face with me." Oops.