age: 24 (May 13, 1988)
MEMBER SINCE: February 2008
occupation: your mom.
sign: taurus
i lost my virginity: in a suburban.
into: the thin line between genius and insanity
stats: 5'3 115-ish. *fuck you I say ish.*
body mods: some piercings....scars from: piercings, falling out of bed and my tom boy days.
crush: jon stewart
gets me hot: the lumberjack look.
heroes: brody dalle
makes me happy: my dogs, my friends, my ipod and my mac book
makes me sad: organized religion, republicans, straight up squares, oh and my rad red hair fading in like a fucking week. k.thanks.bye.
BLOGS
Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
yea and then the piercer told me my lip wasn't symetrical and i punched him in the face. well in my head thats what i did.
Does a kiss make you feel better?
it feels a lot better to go far passed a kiss. WHORE.
Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
yes. but a better story is the time my mom kicked me awake in the doorway of my room as i was dressed as a pirate still clutching my sword.
Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?
before. you gotta let that shit warm up bitches.
What did you do today?
hung my laundry up to dry in the backyard because our dryer is out...which catapuled us to a new stage of white trash.
Have you ever brushed your teeth while in the shower?
thats dumb. you're dumb.
Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time?
sometimes it feels that way.
Have you ever thought about your death?
"are you suicidal?" "only in the morning"
Ever been in love?
"WHAT IS LOVE? baby don't hurt me...don't hurt me..no more" *shakes head violently side to side*
Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field?
i have an attention span issue.
What is your favorite sport?
i don't like sports but i love athletes
What color is your shower curtain?
black. LIKE MAH SOUL.
Have you ever had stitches?
yea in my back..and than i tore them out at the gym thinking i was cool. LISTEN TO YOUR DOCTORS KIDS.
Did you believe that boys/girls had cooties?
i'm not even going to dignify that with a response. "later cunts"
Do you know how to use chop sticks?
shit yes. I have a pair in my purse right now...i steal strange things.
Lyrics stuck in your head?
"looook at me I' m sandra dee...lousy with virginity"
Do you like the Red Sox or Yankeess?
The mets. because jon stewart likes the mets and i like jon...
yea and then the piercer told me my lip wasn't symetrical and i punched him in the face. well in my head thats what i did.
Does a kiss make you feel better?
it feels a lot better to go far passed a kiss. WHORE.
Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
yes. but a better story is the time my mom kicked me awake in the doorway of my room as i was dressed as a pirate still clutching my sword.
Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?
before. you gotta let that shit warm up bitches.
What did you do today?
hung my laundry up to dry in the backyard because our dryer is out...which catapuled us to a new stage of white trash.
Have you ever brushed your teeth while in the shower?
thats dumb. you're dumb.
Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time?
sometimes it feels that way.
Have you ever thought about your death?
"are you suicidal?" "only in the morning"
Ever been in love?
"WHAT IS LOVE? baby don't hurt me...don't hurt me..no more" *shakes head violently side to side*
Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field?
i have an attention span issue.
What is your favorite sport?
i don't like sports but i love athletes
What color is your shower curtain?
black. LIKE MAH SOUL.
Have you ever had stitches?
yea in my back..and than i tore them out at the gym thinking i was cool. LISTEN TO YOUR DOCTORS KIDS.
Did you believe that boys/girls had cooties?
i'm not even going to dignify that with a response. "later cunts"
Do you know how to use chop sticks?
shit yes. I have a pair in my purse right now...i steal strange things.
Lyrics stuck in your head?
"looook at me I' m sandra dee...lousy with virginity"
Do you like the Red Sox or Yankeess?
The mets. because jon stewart likes the mets and i like jon...
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