Last night I dreamt that I had to go to my car, and when I looked out the window to see my car, it was a half of a piece of sausage pizza. For some reason, I didn't think that was strange, or question why my car was a piece of pizza, it just was.
I can't quite figure that one out.
I have to...
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Happy fuckin New Year. I'm finally closing out over a month's worth of gluttony and binge drinking with an icky cold that has given me man-voice.
I've determined that my Bf is himself most of the time, but occasionally he has an alter ego. When he is his usual self, he is Jay, but when his alter ego comes out, and he is in true rare form (although it is becoming less rare), he is Johnboy. He turns into this complete jackass jerk and he gets all competitive with other males,...
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basurablanca:
Holy shit, you kids are kinky.
Hope everything is ok now.
Hope everything is ok now.
So the other night my boyfriend and I were having a lively romp in the hay, and he put his leg through the window by my bed. He gashed it open pretty much all the way to the bone. I took this picture at the emergency room.
Ahhhh - just completed a four hour trek over the mountains to get home from my parents' house. I luckily beat the traffic. Now I must drink two beers, put on eyeliner and head out to the Nuggets game. I hope they win!!
I got sooo drunk last night. Bf had a Christmas party for his work and after that we went out with some other people and got completely hammered. Ummmm, I remember a stripper pole in the club and once I was wasted I was all about swinging on the stripper pole. The club is above a strip club and this stripper girl was trying to...
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sapphic_fire:
LOL.. that so funny i did the same thing yesterday but i wasn't on the stripper pole.. i never get that drunk.. i just take my clothes off in public places and make my gf fuck me in front of strangers... LOL.. being overly sexual in front of old people is so much fun..
.... oh and it is hair of the dog
.... oh and it is hair of the dog
miamaze:
haha now thats a night!
Hey I just read yr post in dentist appointment, and wtf??? .... Are we living parallel lives? I just went after ten years and the same sitch as you, what was yr evil by the way? Mine was the good old H. Well I really have done alot of damage, arhh. The funny thing was when I was a kid I really feared the dentist for the pain now I just fear it for the $$$. I hope you have better luck then me!
Lets just keep brushin'!!!
Hey I just read yr post in dentist appointment, and wtf??? .... Are we living parallel lives? I just went after ten years and the same sitch as you, what was yr evil by the way? Mine was the good old H. Well I really have done alot of damage, arhh. The funny thing was when I was a kid I really feared the dentist for the pain now I just fear it for the $$$. I hope you have better luck then me!
Lets just keep brushin'!!!
Ugh - getting sick. Too much holiday junk food, I think.
Ok - this is a new blog and I guess I should introduce myself. I probably need to work on my profile a bit because it's pretty boring. Let's see...last Thursday I just finished my fall semester of school and I'm stoked to have a month of no homework. I work a very boring...
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Ok - this is a new blog and I guess I should introduce myself. I probably need to work on my profile a bit because it's pretty boring. Let's see...last Thursday I just finished my fall semester of school and I'm stoked to have a month of no homework. I work a very boring...
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Hello netherworld 