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Well I was all set to leave katiebarthedoor a nice testamonial, but then I read through a few of them and thought, who names their kid Mason?

But seriously, despite his differently-abled moniker and transgendered pseudonym, this dude has managed to run all up in the proverbial house and kick out the preconceived windows of coolness and style with his pimp-soled shoes of insight and wit. Katiebarthedoor is the effortlessly suave and unshakable protagonist of the 80's movie, and the rest of us are just extras in his cafeteria dance scene. The ladies all love him, and his tattoo is mysteriously cool like tattoos should be.

Something must be done about katiebarthedoor.