"Beyond compare."

"Bless me father for I have thought of sinning with this boy.

I can't think of anyone I'd rather have tuck me in at night."

"Mason serenades me with Journey, now i can't hear open arms without thinking of him.
He is the man with the luck and experience to make Thailand even better than it is.
I have lusted in my life............i am a luster by design. I can say with all honesty there has never been a person i want more. The skys will open, seas will part.............hopefully the dead stay dead. I won't have time or the steady legs needed to kill them if they rise.
A fortnight of intensity may kill one of us.

He makes me hope it's me."

"This boy can dance!


Also, a proud member of the _____Sc0rN3r5 since 2005!"

"Mason is the grooviest. He's a danger whirlwind; a hardcore underscore superhero. He's a dream to deserving ladies, but haters had best bar their doors when he's in town.

And his mom is a righteous snap."

"Despite what you might think, katie is not a girl. He is, in fact, a boy. And he's an active member of the _____Sc0|2N3rS thread, therefore, in my book, he rules. "

"mason... is a hot piece of bitch.

it's probably a good thing we live so far apart. the mayhem that would ensue if we were given easy access to each other would lower the surrounding community's general moral character.

an entertaining, solid guy. he leaves all the shit talkin suckas of the world in his shell toe'd dust."

"I heart Katie. He lives practically in Indiana and that makes me happy. Mason is a terriffic guy and I am really glad we're _________ScOrers Together. It makes me happy, as does he, even though he's old and perpetually stoned."

"Well I was all set to leave katiebarthedoor a nice testamonial, but then I read through a few of them and thought, who names their kid Mason?

But seriously, despite his differently-abled moniker and transgendered pseudonym, this dude has managed to run all up in the proverbial house and kick out the preconceived windows of coolness and style with his pimp-soled shoes of insight and wit. Katiebarthedoor is the effortlessly suave and unshakable protagonist of the 80's movie, and the rest of us are just extras in his cafeteria dance scene. The ladies all love him, and his tattoo is mysteriously cool like tattoos should be.

Something must be done about katiebarthedoor."

"sweetheart, wherever you go, whatever you do, however you need me, i will be there for you. i know that we may spat but only because we can take it and it makes us closer. your darkness brightens my nights and for that i am truly thankful."

"cheers for random meetings in the threads because if it wasn't for those random hellos to fellow board whore I never would have met a guy as rad as mason. I love that he gets my obscure humor and references and I love it even more that he is an even bigger oddball than me. we have a lot of silly little conversations but don't let that shit fool you. this guy is a true friend. one that makes me giggle in my saddest of days. thanks you mason. <3"

"KATIE BAR THE DOOR sentence by 1930s: Get ready for trouble; a desperate situation is at hand: ‘ If you fall too far behind, it’ll be Katie-bar-the-door real quick—New York Times. [[ When the hurricane hits, its liable to be Katy-bar-the-door.—Facts on File Encyclopedia of Word and Phrase Origins]]

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