age: 21 (Apr 25, 1990)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2008

occupation: dumpster diver. student of the world.

heroes: Charles Bukowski, Hunter S. Thompson, William Burroughs and Takeru Kobayashi.

body mods: lots of scar, some art and some metal.

most humbling moment: when i farted in church when I was 7.

gets me hot: awkward girls spines smart brains soft eyes

stats: humble.

makes me happy: good conversation and sharp tongues. baking. bassist's who can stand on their instrument while playing it. holy shit, man.

into: kung fu movies and flipping pancakes. creating. spitting out cherry pits and sour people. juicy peaches that get all over your face. the toy section at any department store. my big purple space dildo.

fantasy: to bake a pie and have sex on it.

makes me sad: people who fart in my bathtub.

i lost my virginity: in a kareoke bar to a chubby marine.