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Emmlaar and I once had a fantastic day together. She took me to see this landmark called "Tunnel O' Fudge" which was basically a giant rock shaped like an ass, but with a hole in the middle big enought to walk through. Odd thing to take someone you hardly know too, but whatever. It was great. Then we went to McDonalds, where she proceeded to get on the slide in McHappyLand, or whatever the hell they call it. She had McNuggets, I had a Mcbowelmovement after eating a Big Mac. Then we drove around while she blasted Hillary Duff on my stereo. She claims it's her favorite cd, right behind Kenny Rogers Greatest Hits. Hm. To sum it up, she's a great girl who hinges on the absurd, but is always most entertaining.