age: 34 (Oct 10, 1978)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2002

occupation: part-time office bitch / at-home mom

makes me sad: reality tv. hippies. zoos/pet stores.

heroes: my husband

gets me hot: gah, nothing lately.

crush: john krasinski, jorma taccone, katy perry (shut up, she has amazing tits)

into: playing music and video games. hanging out with my kid.

makes me happy: eddie izzard. sunsets. eric. cheesy music. eighties movies, but not the bratpack ones per se... cheesier.. like shelly long movies. lucas. bingo. nachos. cartoons. books.

sign: Libra

i lost my virginity: in a mad orgy with Bea Arthur, Betty White and Estelle Getty. GODDAMN, it was hot.

body mods: a few tattoos. mostly hidden, these days.