age: 34 (Jul 13, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2003

occupation: tattoo artist / amateur philosopher

gets me hot: Librarians, not the vocation so much as girls who look like they should be librarians.

sign: cynic

most humbling moment: pretty much from birth till now.

makes me sad: the grinding gear halt of evolution. why does the back of the parade keep holding us up?

heroes: richard cheese

into: snowboarding, mountain biking, 18th century french antiques, tattoos, reading, movies, music and making a complete ass out of myself.

makes me happy: solitude (not in the morose "woe is me" sense. its more like an away from civilization sort of thing) oh yeah, and when people fall down. That always brings a smile to my face.

stats: 36-24-36 baby!

i lost my virginity: to a gypsy woman at the carnival. we got seperated at the tilt'a whirl and i never saw her or my wallet again...tear

fantasy: a cross-country road trip with jack kerouac in a convertible 65' fairlane to see the pogues, the new york dolls and desmond dekker and the aces, playing live in new york city.