age: 35 (Jul 13, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2003

occupation: tattoo artist / amateur philosopher

crush: Maggie Gillenhal. Oh my dear Gawwwd!

makes me sad: the grinding gear halt of evolution. why does the back of the parade keep holding us up?

stats: 36-24-36 baby!

gets me hot: Librarians, not the vocation so much as girls who look like they should be librarians.

sign: cynic

body mods: I just got my eyelids removed, and I have a tattoo of a dolphin jumping over a swastika on my left buttcheek.

makes me happy: solitude (not in the morose "woe is me" sense. its more like an away from civilization sort of thing) oh yeah, and when people fall down. That always brings a smile to my face.

fantasy: a cross-country road trip with jack kerouac in a convertible 65' fairlane to see the pogues, the new york dolls and desmond dekker and the aces, playing live in new york city.

heroes: richard cheese

most humbling moment: pretty much from birth till now.