joseflovesyou

New car's broken already. Out another 1,800 I don't have.


Fucking fuck, I don't know what to do, debt keeps getting higher and higher because of shit I can't control. Life hates me.

Ever had a dream where you just keep cumming and cumming, it's shooting out like a Super Soaker, then later when you're recalling said dream you ejaculate much further than you anticipated, it hits your alarm clock then you're too much in a state of exactly to go anything but pass out, so you do and when you wake several hours later and look at...
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Grandpa kept saying some weird shit about "you need to talk to Jesus, let Jesus in!" So i says, "Grandpa" I says "Don't you know Jesus is a fictional character invented by Mel Gibson, to Demonize the Jews?" Then Grandpa starts spouting off about ghosts with holes in them and shit. Grandpa was clearly off his rocker, so we brought him down to the vet...
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I'm the saddest boy in the world.

I guess I had a pretty average night. There was only one real obstacle I had to overcome, and it proved to be rather minor. Every time I see the red and blue flashers around me, I'm afraid they've come for me. Up until now, it's always proved to be a groundless and ridiculous fear. The officer walked into my store around 1am, when no...
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I've been feeling sort of weird, kind of, a little bit, I think. Interesting.

I think jello would be the stupidest thing to be addicted to.

Feeling knocked out, feeling too sexy for my motherfucking self, gotta find my bitch and fuck her ass to death. I feel so zigidy zigidy zigidy, 'cause I'm floating in ecstasy.

Goddammit Otto, you have Herpes, err, uhh... I mean Lupus

This is the type of shit I try to avoid...

I started to write that sentence with the intent of reveling something I would normally never talk about, got to that point, and realized I'd rather keep these things where they've always been. I'm not going to be one of those people.

I just wish I was dead.