age: 53 (Nov 09, 1958)
MEMBER SINCE: May 2004
occupation: penilographer/panty snatcher/pirate
crush: Aren't we a little past that?
stats: 7x7
makes me happy: Rain in the face. Mud in the eye. Giant salamanders. Nudity. Grace.
most humbling moment: began as a joke...
i lost my virginity: and wrote a cute little story about it
makes me sad: defenestration, the overall state of things, the little I can actually do about it, how little people seem to care, what they do instead.
body mods: feathers. sometimes a hat. old speargun wound, crooked fingers, extenuated elbow, baldness, plate and screws.
gets me hot: innuendo. gilrs whose brains match or exceed their bodies in lovelieness. open windows. soft voices. long hair. short hair, in-between hair.
sign: well I saw a pussy eating a gopher...
fantasy: Involves me and one other person. probably a few olives. naturally some sort of oil. (edible) a tangerine section (not the whole thing...it's a fantasy), and yes, polka-dotted underwear.
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I'm generally appalled at the abysmal state of discourse one finds on the web.