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johnsonboylikes Things that go splat. Champignons. Anything wild. Outdoor. his own little world. Long novels. Transcendent prose. cute little things. Animals that can leap over fences. Floating. Otherwsie uselesss activity. Fucking in old cars. People who can get ripped and still maintain. Conversations which are not just reiterations and boasting. Fucking in bathtubs built onto the porches of funky hippie shacks. Girls who want to touch the hair that curls under his ear. Sleeping in.

I’m private

age: 49 (Nov 09, 1958)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2004

occupation: penilographer/panty snatcher/pirate

most humbling moment: began as a joke...

stats: 7x7

i lost my virginity: and wrote a cute little story about it

sign: well I saw a pussy eating a gopher...

makes me happy: Rain in the face. Mud in the eye. Giant salamanders. Nudity. Grace.

gets me hot: innuendo. gilrs whose brains match or exceed their bodies in lovelieness. open windows. soft voices. long hair. short hair, in-between hair.

makes me sad: defenestration, the overall state of things, the little I can actually do about it, how little people seem to care, what they do instead.

body mods: feathers. sometimes a hat. old speargun wound, crooked fingers, extenuated elbow, baldness, plate and screws.

fantasy: Involves me and one other person. probably a few olives. naturally some sort of oil. (edible) a tangerine section (not the whole thing...it's a fantasy), and yes, polka-dotted underwear.

crush: Aren't we a little past that?