"he makes a good double chocolate mint latte."

"*soo hawt* a real sweetie. always knows what to say to make my day.

"

"*gasp* you mean I haven't written a testamonial for good ol' J5 YET?! That's odd, especially since he's the most kick ass dude evar!

Many smooches to you cutie +o)"

"What a charmerthis man is. He'll watch Gem and bring you pastries. And draw sweet pictures on your tea cups. I think I like him. And he's hot. Definitely ranks much higher than a B+ on the scale."

"johnnyfive is the happiest cynic i know. "

"Sweetest, funniest, guy who has good taste in music, conversation, and tattoos ever. I've never even met this guy and I'm already in love! And as far as I can tell, he's not crazy either."

"lady killah, this here g is.
betta recogniiize!"