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Dateline Denton, TX.:

A 5 year old boy wandered out of the Imagination Station Day Care Center and was found a half mile away in a Hooter's restaurant. This is absolutely true, and proof that even the youngest of men have a stained archetypical view of female beauty.

A proper pour, a six dollar whore. Piece of ass in the bottom of my glass. Belgian beer and ahead full of cream.

A Discussion of the Habits of the Great North American Sport Utility Vehicle

The great North American sport utility has become pervasive in the American southwest, as well as the northwest, the southeast, and the northeast to some extent. Though it consumes energy at a robust rate, it often launches forth from a sitting position using much more energy than needed. It must consume fuel...
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Armani

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Me trying on my new suit

Oct 5, 2013

Pulp

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see title

Oct 5, 2013

Believing in make believe so nothing, it makes it easier to lose less. Distaste boils up like a party where everyone is throwing up. Inside all this non-space is the real space. Existence is futile, you will never be assimilated. Things are worse than you think. Your kids are not as smart as some others. Your house will never be the biggest on your street....
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