So as I've mentioned, I consider myself a writer. As such, I intend to compose the most skillful and eloquent prose known to mankind. I will write novels that become instant classics. I will compose academic works to spin right 'round young energetic minds. I will blister the masses with my poetry. I will be the poet laureate one day.
Now where did I put that stupid $8 pen I bought?
Now where did I put that stupid $8 pen I bought?