age: 28 (Oct 06, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2004

occupation: PORN MERCHANT AND JIZZMOPPER/ Student / editor/ keyboard death machine for hire

makes me sad: Consumerism (shuppap, ya pinko commie bastard)

into: Vinyl, obscured electronic equipment, whips and fur.

stats: Tall. Skinny. Beat up in high school.

i lost my virginity: about three times before I got it right.

crush: shes the illegitimate daughter of God.

makes me happy: crushes are inspiring, new vinyl. Sex that just doesn't ever seem to stop or lose enthusiasm until everyone involved is a sweating, heaving mess and the sun has been up for at least an hour.

body mods: I have a small, singular and erogenous breast from too much testosterone produced during an early puberty.

gets me hot: Petiteness. Getting away with things you shouldn't because you are cute. Threads of suspenders hanging out from short shorts. Exquisite lingerie. Smells, bodily or otherwise. Intelligence that is found out through finding and not telling.