Another mysterious stranger with a penchant for renewing lapsed member accounts! What are the odds!

Sweet! Three months! Thanks mysterious stranger!

lorin: you know what i dont get? why i dont have a tuna sandwich
lorin: or a blat
lorin: also, i was thinking about it
lorin: i'm really glad i have hands
lorin: do you know how much stuff you couldn't do if you didn't have hands?
lorin: i wish i was laying in a field right now
lorin: with a horse
lorin: no
lorin: a pony
lorin: a unicorn pony
ed signed off at 1:53:20 PM.

+ Cops are dicks, court sucks, summons are bullshit, and I should be able to pee where ever the fuck I want. Fuck you, New DORK.

+ Being broke sucks. Someone get me a job. I want to be a dog walker. It just makes sense, being outside rulz right now. I have an interview tomorrow to be a dog walker. So much more fun than phone whoring.

+ I left my bag at this dood's house like, five months ago and I finally met up with him to get it back, and it still had the pbr and the bottle of whiskey I left in it. Totes awesome.

+ Spring is back and I'm stoked. I wish I could find someone to pay me to dick around in the park and drink Sparks all day. I'd gladly pay them in tales of misadventure.

+ I've got a huge boner for non-political documentaries lately. These things are better than sleeping pills, but just as habit forming. Venice, dogs, the Eiffel Tower, the Brooklyn Bridge. What else you got for me?

+ There's so much stuff I want to do. I'm glad we live to be old.

The other day I was walking to the subway and some dude in a third story apartment was shouting down to some kids about a whole lot of nothing, and then he goes, "Hey, want to see where a fart comes from?" and he pulled down his pants, pushed his ass through the window and farted.

In conclusion, New York is the best.

YEAR OF THE LORIN.


sho' 'nuff!

a rogue jellyfish stung me on the ass last night.

i hate the beach now.

I can update this junk from my phone. The future, she is upon us.