age: 33 (May 31, 1978)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2002

occupation: Blowjob Judge

heroes: Bill Watterson and D.B. Cooper.

i lost my virginity: In the early 90's. How old are you again? thaaaat's what I thought.

sign: True Blue Gemini.

gets me hot: Wasabi.

crush: Christina Hendricks

into: Cooking; Motorcycle Racing; Air Hockey (Only ever lost once) Pocket Hockey (Undefeated) Dungeons & Dragons (Need a group!!!)

makes me happy: Searching For New Music; Discovering OId Music; Pining The Throttle Back Charging Into Long Sweeping Curves @ 90MPH; Reading

fantasy: Robbing A Bank and Getting Away With It.

stats: Genetically Superior.

makes me sad: A dirty house; That We Don't Have Affordable Jetpacks Yet, C'mon Yves! Hip Hop Clubs; Shitty Sophomore Albums (You know who you are, fuckers.)