Shooting my next movie this summer in Baltimore.

I am so excited I can barely breathe.

Any Baltimore folk on here?

Hi everybody.

Anyone left here I know?

Time for an update. It's only been months.

My friend Mac's book is out and I'm in it a bunch.

In the Wall Street Journal's review they mentioned me:
The chapter ends with several pages about Mr. Montandon's drunken excursion through restaurants, bars and a strip club, culminating with his friend vomiting on a sidewalk.

And Men.com said:
The book is far better reported than it has any right to be, with anecdotes about avuncular NASA scientists whose hopes won't die, and dudes who threaten to add "some Hunter S. Thompson" to the tale before downing whisky shots in a Mexico City airport. Just note that this last incident doesn't take place before a flight_though we suspect it wouldn't be a bad idea when the time finally comes.

And I'm the sidewalk vomiting, whisky shot downing friend.

The book is rad, has a bunch more of me and my childhood in it and is at Amazon. If you want your jetpack and are wondering when you'll get it you will love this book.

this is my Saturday night:

I don't wanna be a big baby here - things are good. But I did hate the Dimension box-art, kinda.

But that's nothing compared to what I found on-line last night. The UK art:


I'm gonna sound ignorant here... but do any of you know if either of those three girls are actual SGs?

I'd be remiss in my job if I didn't make one final push to you all to go and order your copy of

Go to Amazon and order your copy. It comes out on Tuesday.


Not that it should matter, but today I was happy to wake up and read that Harry Knowles (yes, studios still care what he thinks) said "Crispin was born for roles exactly like this. Mad genius. The Suicide Girls were born to be in movies like this! And god dammit I was born to compel you to watch this and I fucking loved it! This is so much more fun than any horror film that Dimension has actually released in years."
Full review here.

And both Horror-View and Dread Central have been really kind in their reviews. Of course there are others out there but I wanted to share some victories with you guys since I've been bitching about trying to get this film done for so long.

Took forever to get to San Diego. The traffic was miserable.

Then there was a mix-up at the hotel and my room wasn't available. They offered me another at the same price. It is an office suite. I suspect this is where some parties might happen over the next few days.

And, yes, that is Amina's animatronic replica from "The Wizard of Gore".

On my way to Comicon on Thursday.

If you are my friend and you are there and you don't have my mobile number - write me on here and I'll find you.