age: 38 (Jul 02, 1973)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2002

occupation: Programmer, former Micro$oft whore

fantasy: Me, Angelina Jolie and Scarlett Johansson... all naked.

gets me hot: High temperatures.

sign: ~ or $ works for me

body mods: 14g rings in both nipples, 14g industrial in left ear.

makes me sad: The usual stuff like war and misery.

into: Roller coasters, volleyball (it *is* the alt sport), cheese fries and Canadian Beer.

stats: 5'8", lightest I've been in ten years

makes me happy: Small things.

crush: Olivia Wilde.

i lost my virginity: With lots of people in the next room.