About Me

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age: 35 (Jul 16, 1973)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2004

occupation: Hero for Hire

i lost my virginity: very quickly. (then I learned breathing techniques, stroke control, and got better).

most humbling moment: I wasn't much of a big brother. So it's been approximately the past 30 years.

crush: Orange, although I ordered a fuckin' Grape!

sign: blink twice for "yes," brush your arm if stealing 2nd

stats: No criminal record, no outstanding warrents, next tune-up due 50,000 miles (still got one to go)