age: 0 (Dec 13, 1901)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2003

occupation: aspiring rock star

heroes: William Shatner

crush: our new cat Maggie!

body mods: eight tattoos, all piercings gone

makes me sad: Too much work. See below.

sign: slippery when wet

makes me happy: My cats

i lost my virginity: lost it? More like "gave it away freely!"

into: collecting guitars (That one's special -- don't even look at it!)

fantasy: I can't go into much detail, but it involves a pineapple, 3 black checkers and a bluetooth cell phone headset.