
age: 36 (Feb 14, 1976)
MEMBER SINCE: June 2002
occupation: Macintosh Fixer upper
i lost my virginity: I was 14.. She was married and 35. I was stoked!
most humbling moment: Having my mom wash my butt out after i put fingernail polish on it when i was 4.
gets me hot: Sleeping in my car in the summertime
crush: My woman joanne is the best!
fantasy: Olivia.. Shes hot she uses a mac and she rips at coding a webpage.
makes me happy: My Lady, New socks, strawberry milk.
body mods: bla.. doesn't everyone
makes me sad: sad things... duh!
sign: My sign is a STOP sign cuz i have a girlfriend!
stats: never took that class
Went out tonight.. what a disaster. I usually end up at the fez but i ended up at some hipster place on MLK. dodos, dutus.. I don't know that place fucken sucked.
I stood outside, smoked and listened to these girls talk about masturbating with a shower head.
Usually i would have been cool listening to that but i was so crabby i wish they would have just gotten away from me.
How come this is the only blog i type in when i'm mad. I guess you all think i'm a dick. I don't care. ugh!
I stood outside, smoked and listened to these girls talk about masturbating with a shower head.
Usually i would have been cool listening to that but i was so crabby i wish they would have just gotten away from me.
How come this is the only blog i type in when i'm mad. I guess you all think i'm a dick. I don't care. ugh!






Hellah