age: 25 (Aug 23, 1986)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2007

occupation: I'm struggling my way through college so I can get accepted to a grad school and struggle my way through there, and then be a teacher and struggle until I get all of my loans paid off.

body mods: I have my lip pierced and three tattoos.

sign: Yield.

most humbling moment: Every moment is a humbling moment. Think about you compared to the universe. Welcome to my brain.

crush: Crushes are lame.

i lost my virginity: During that lame modern adaptation of Romeo & Juliet. The sex was just as lame as that movie.

heroes: Houdini.

gets me hot: I guess you'll just have to find that out if you really want to know. See, I can be "sexy" and "mysterious", too.

fantasy: Elf chicks with swords or Twi'lek chicks with lightsabers.

makes me sad: Gas prices. Running out of smokes. Chapped lips. Running (I always run out of breath). Bad parents. Orphaned puppies and kittens. The people running the US. Losing my glasses.

makes me happy: Boba Fett. Legos. Good books. Good movies. Good music. Magic tricks. Puppets. Cigarettes. Black coffee. Being politically incorrect. Cynicism. Dry wit. Second Edition Advanced Dungeons & Dragons. Swords, axes, and other awesome weaponry.