age: 21 (Aug 23, 1986)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2007

occupation: I'm struggling my way through college so I can get accepted to a grad school and struggle my way through there, and then be a teacher and struggle until I get all of my loans paid off.

most humbling moment: Every moment is a humbling moment. Think about you compared to the universe. Welcome to my brain.

body mods: I have my lip pierced and three tattoos.

i lost my virginity: During that lame modern adaptation of Romeo & Juliet. The sex was just as lame as that movie.

sign: Yield.

crush: Crushes are lame.

makes me happy: Boba Fett. Legos. Good books. Good movies. Good music. Magic tricks. Puppets. Cigarettes. Black coffee. Being politically incorrect. Cynicism. Dry wit. Second Edition Advanced Dungeons & Dragons. Swords, axes, and other awesome weaponry.

stats: Short, pale, and homely.

heroes: Houdini.

makes me sad: Gas prices. Running out of smokes. Chapped lips. Running (I always run out of breath). Bad parents. Orphaned puppies and kittens. The people running the US. Losing my glasses.

fantasy: Elf chicks with swords or Twi'lek chicks with lightsabers.