About Me

You motorboating son of a bitch, you!

age: 21 (Jan 11, 1987)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2005

occupation: Student, UPS truck loader (for a porn shop, no less), and Barista

makes me sad: The disgusting bottom fifth of a bottle of malt liquor.

fantasy: Lord of the RIngs

makes me happy: Smiles, bright-eyed and beautiful.

gets me hot: Boobies

most humbling moment: Being pantsed while sporting an erection.