age: 33 (Aug 24, 1978)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2002

occupation: Stagehand

gets me hot: Pale skin, pretty eyes, and a sense of humor.

crush: I have one, but I'll never tell.

fantasy: Getting published, meeting the girl of my dreams, getting into a bar brawl, learning to fly.

i lost my virginity: but I found it under the couch. With Jesus. There they were, all this time!

sign: 'Vehicles Are Closer Then They Appear' (see 'my pics')

into: Sitting and reading, not being at work, drinking coffee, snowboarding. Literally speaking, right now, I'm into a comfy pair of pants and an old beat up T-shirt.

body mods: Some say that I was pierced long ago with a sharp sense of sardonic wit. The only ink I have on my skin comes from leaky pens.

stats: 100% pure badass