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so i hear people say, and i have been guilty in the past of saying, that having animals is like havin kids.......well last nite i found out that sometimes havin kids is like havin animals......

so im potty trainin my son.....and the best way to do this is to let them run around naked and when they have to go they will use the potty........this...
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blanketmermaid:
hehehe nice one!
kungfuvoodoo:
You nailed that dirty talk question from the heart. Indeed that is what it is all about. And after all Shit Happens Take Care.
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isnt it a muther fuckin disaster when yur the only single guy around and you have to watch all the other couples dance in the ball of life?
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ilovemikehunt:
don't be hating on flop boobs.
impysh78:
I work at Allegheny Valley School with metally retarded adults. Ossaman works there too. We both love it. Hey, you mean the five and dime on the main street?
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hey hey.....sunny day!


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my blood has dried
now pain courses through these viens
my brain exited reality
to dwell the plains of the insane
yur actions speak louder than words
but the words still hurt
the tongue is a surgical blade
and you wield it like an expert
with precision you cut at the faric of me
with wincing pain i back into the darkness
and pay rent...
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zazie:
you fucken unfriended me
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The world is what you make it.........

....thank you for the stimulating convo today mike.......i havent had to use my brain like that in a while.........

i like gurls.......
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ilovemikehunt:
it's based on empirical evidence; aka results.
there's no way to scientifically prove ANYTHING. however, i know that such a diet change optimizes ones ability to perform (through my experience, and the experiences of those around me)
i will NEVER go to skool for "socio-integrity". i don't need their shit; i'll educate myself. i don't need to look good for them. i don't need their "credibility". i will speak out on my own, trust me... i don't need a fucking degree to do it.

it's not mcondald's fault that america's fucking fat... i didn't say it was the fda's fault that we're fat either... however, the fda just makes it werse. this problem started long before the fda came to exist. and at this point, they don't know any better, so they just perpetuate the bullshit that we've been running with for the past however long.
just because we're not dying doesn't mean we're optimally healthy. drinking coffee never did anything fabulous for anyone's health. we wouldn't need coffee if we were treating our bodies properly. i'm a firm believe that your body will take care of you only as well as you take care of it. if you treat your body as well as you possibly could, you will get optimal results. if you treat it like shit, well, you'll feel like shit (but you'll prolly just think it's normal... you won't know that it's what "shit" feels like until you've changed and felt what WONDERFUL feels like. we need the extremes for comparison; sunlight wouldn't seem so bright if you'd never experienced pitch black spaces.) your body will match your werk.

soooo... if you eat the foods that your body knows how to process (and you can feel it when your body knows how to convert certain matter into energy... for me, when i eat vegetables, my stomach feels fine, and i've got the energy i need to get through my day... which is ultimately the whole point of eating. however, after eating a whopper combo meal, my stomach begins to bubble... i get an awful acidic feeling from my stomach up to my throat; it feels as if i should throw up, or perhaps i am about to. and on top of all that, my body slooooows down. i get tired. i usually just want to sit on my ass and be slothful while trying to ignore the pain i've induced unto myself.
maybe this is different for other people, but they'll never know if they never try anything different.

i think it's really sad that our nation has turned eating into a recreational activity rather than the vitalizing activity that it was constructed to be. but, as we sew, so shall we reap... the more crap we eat to make ourselves "happy", the shittier we'll feel.
contrary to popular belief, or acceptance rather, food is NOT a healthy addiction... unless it's vegetables and water that you're addicted to.

thank you for your admiration. most people hate me for this.
ilovemikehunt:
by the way, i am ignorant when it comes to a lot of things...most things, in fact. but not nearly as ignorant as those who claim to be ultimately knowledgable smile
i know that i have a lot to learn. there's a whole werld full of stuff that i don't even know that i have to learn.
i'll take it as it comes... i'm on a quest for "knowledge" but not really knowledge.. just a more insightful understanding.
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finally recovered from the weekend......on saturday a few of my friends got together and we drank hiney brown and jose cuervo........we had fun.....microwavin peeps......to try and blow them up......but everytime we went to put them into the microwave some one would dump some kinda alcohol on them.......huh.......so i ended up lightin one on fire and wingin it at a fellow conspirator......it stuck to his neck...
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ren:
Yupptidoo I'm from the UK, been over here nearly2 years now, but not sure for how much longer...my brain is sprouting new plans for adventure smile
ilovemikehunt:
that doesn't change anything in my mind. i don't like judaism, it's not for me... i don't like most of the people that follow it because they're too stuck on tradition.
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so it was such a nice and sunny day i decided......hey before i get to work on some design and drawin stuff ill cut the lawn.......yeah thats a great idea.......so i did without problem........then as i was puttin the mower away.........while pullin the rain cover over it i laid my left hand right on the exhuast..........ouch!

so now im typin with one hand and have...
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zazie:
burnnnnnnnnnnnn. mad
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so my last memory of the nite was stumblin into the door of the bar i was trying to exit......it was a great day...

we cooked out and drank beer all day........brought the turntables out and spun for fun.......me and walt painted.... I have a billboard in my backyard for just such occasions.....then when we realized we inhaled to much aerosol and beer to paint...
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germany:
girl art.... is the last form of real appreciation for the chick... since we don't let you open doors or pay for meals.... and words are always the same with every person...

silence and hard work ... consentration on the image of da girl... and making a girl feel more beautiful with the image and perseption you put around her...

well at least that's my damn opinion.. for what it's worth
zazie:
yo hun you comment in there journal. not ur own.
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"strap me to a rocket and launch me into space
Anotha giant leap for the entire monkey race
my life is an expiriment
locked in this cage
time for mutiny of the flesh
civilization is a plague

As I ascend to the heavens....lose track of days
stardate 371 initiate sencond phase
Fire retro booster to land on the surface of mars
intergalactic mc traveling in...
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dyme:
my eyes are blue and always have been
what r u talking about?
you confuse me
mle:
you are a space monkey!
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hooray............i got my labret done today......my first real piercing....and i luved it!

This calls 4 celebration.........tonite we dine on jager.......cause beer has yeast and that would b bad for the hole in me face!
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eh......

so i went and seen kill bill vol1 the other night at a friends and on the way home from her place i got fuckin pulled over......i passed the breath o lizer....but the fucker gave me a $150 ticket.....i detest society and its watchdogs......then i got a virus on my pc........my crossfader is goin on my mixer......and my router keeps kickin my ps2 offline........
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Ive decided im gonna start refering to myself in the third person more today so here goes.........

The Is is trying to figure out what the hell he wants to start the sleeve on his left arm with.....any one got a suggestion?

The caucaisn cookie is coming into town sunday........fuckin pist.........cc and the is are gonna tear the steel city down when he gets in.......its...
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peggy:
You're lucky. I suffered through 4 long years. whatever
zazie:
b/c their mynesmile