age: 30 (Aug 09, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2003

occupation: Art student, misanthropic movie theater usher, unassuming object of desire

body mods: I have some scars on my face. Does that count for anything?

sign: Danger! High Voltage!

stats: the son and the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar

crush: Maggie Gyllenhall, Meg White, Sharin Foo, Abra ( but don't tell, it's a secret)

i lost my virginity: and my copy of "Sirens Of Titan", and some artwork, and a really cool b&w photo, all to the same girl. WTF!!!

makes me sad: cancelling my SG membership... this site is 10 billion times cooler than friendster or myspace.com. Working, Good Charlotte and their ilk, 90% of the college freshmen at URI (makes me want to go on a killing spree)

most humbling moment: getting kicked square in the balls when you're 6 is pretty humbling. Finding out when you're 10 that you're adopted come in a close 2nd.

fantasy: For Danzig to reunite with Jerry and Doyle and resurrect the original Misfits...Are we talking about regular fantasies, or sexual fantasies...Wait, what's the question again?

into: "I don't care if it rains or freezes Long as I got my plastic Jesus Sittin' on the dashboard of my car Comes in colors, pink and pleasant Glows in the dark, it's iridescent Take it with you when you travel far Get yourself a sweet madonna Dressed in rhinestone, settin' on a Pedestal of Abalone Shells Goin' 90, I ain't scared Cause I got the Virgin Mary Assuring me that I won't go to hell"