Okay not going fill this blog with my depressing issues. Even though my sense of humour has not yet returned I'll paste something I written on my other blog some months ago. I hope it entertains. Hopefully I'll be back on form soon and come up with new stuff when my head gets sorted.
Okay another Narnia movie is hitting the big screen again.
But I remember as a child reading the Narnia books and was fascinated by this magical world. I so wanted to go there. One day on a visit with my parents to a friends house somewhere, a big house. Well to a nine year old all houses are big. So as all nine year old boys do, they go exploring while the older ones are partying. So there I was going from room to room and there I found it the biggest wardrobe I ever seen. This is it I thought the doorway to Narnia. So I opened the door got in and walked to the back. but alas, no Narnia, only an old coat and some shoes. So there I was sitting down and the back of the wardrobe slightly pissed I heard a noise so I picked it up and thought this has to be a magic wand or maybe a key. So not knowing where the lock was or how to use this key I decided somebody downstairs would know. So there I went into the room where all the grownups were and holding aloft my new found Narnia key. Saying, Look what I found suddenly the entire room stopped talking and stared right at me not saying a word.
Because unknown to me, I was standing in the centre of the room, at nine years old, holding a vibrating dildo in the air. Then saying innocently Does anyone know what hole this goes into? and Im pretty sure who ever owned this object was wishing they were in Narnia instead of this awkward situation they were in.
Well here I am 31 years later and I never found Narnia nor did I ever find out what hole the object belonged to.
Okay another Narnia movie is hitting the big screen again.
But I remember as a child reading the Narnia books and was fascinated by this magical world. I so wanted to go there. One day on a visit with my parents to a friends house somewhere, a big house. Well to a nine year old all houses are big. So as all nine year old boys do, they go exploring while the older ones are partying. So there I was going from room to room and there I found it the biggest wardrobe I ever seen. This is it I thought the doorway to Narnia. So I opened the door got in and walked to the back. but alas, no Narnia, only an old coat and some shoes. So there I was sitting down and the back of the wardrobe slightly pissed I heard a noise so I picked it up and thought this has to be a magic wand or maybe a key. So not knowing where the lock was or how to use this key I decided somebody downstairs would know. So there I went into the room where all the grownups were and holding aloft my new found Narnia key. Saying, Look what I found suddenly the entire room stopped talking and stared right at me not saying a word.
Because unknown to me, I was standing in the centre of the room, at nine years old, holding a vibrating dildo in the air. Then saying innocently Does anyone know what hole this goes into? and Im pretty sure who ever owned this object was wishing they were in Narnia instead of this awkward situation they were in.
Well here I am 31 years later and I never found Narnia nor did I ever find out what hole the object belonged to.
lovelygamer:
Irish that is some funny shit- for reals!!! BTW I saw the new Narnia movie last week. The fantasy aspect of it is really endearing. I wish I had read those books in childhood.