
age: 34 (Oct 02, 1977)
MEMBER SINCE: January 2005
occupation: Normandy
makes me happy: Art, beauty, cartoons, dogs, findind money in my pocket I didn't know I had.
gets me hot: The sun, fire.
stats: 6'1 36DD
crush: SG Audacity
body mods: None anymore. That will probably change soon.
i lost my virginity: Three days later than I'd planned on, because my high school girfriend's stupid older brother knew what we were up to and kept coming over to interrupt. Finally I was smart and locked all the doors to the house.
makes me sad: The world in general.
fantasy: I have none! How boring is that?
into: All of the above, weird old movies, dancing, staying up all night, sleeping on the couch, gamer geekery, netflix, being a Sims junkie, smoking crack, beating up prostitutes, Invader Zim, masturbation.
most humbling moment: I have an ego the size of a black hole, so I don't know that I've ever been humbled.









Well, the reason for breaking my silence is this unholy monstrosity, created by yours truly:
Kelis - Milkshake (Methadrene Remix)
Yes, the world was crying out for an electro/industrial remix of the milkshake song, and I obliged them.