Member: inscrutable

inscrutable is a 34 year-old in Saint Louis, MO.

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Member: inscrutable

age: 34 (Oct 02, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2005

occupation: Normandy

makes me happy: Art, beauty, cartoons, dogs, findind money in my pocket I didn't know I had.

gets me hot: The sun, fire.

stats: 6'1 36DD

crush: SG Audacity

body mods: None anymore. That will probably change soon.

i lost my virginity: Three days later than I'd planned on, because my high school girfriend's stupid older brother knew what we were up to and kept coming over to interrupt. Finally I was smart and locked all the doors to the house.

makes me sad: The world in general.

fantasy: I have none! How boring is that?

into: All of the above, weird old movies, dancing, staying up all night, sleeping on the couch, gamer geekery, netflix, being a Sims junkie, smoking crack, beating up prostitutes, Invader Zim, masturbation.

most humbling moment: I have an ego the size of a black hole, so I don't know that I've ever been humbled.

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AUGUST 9, 2005 @ 12:12 PM | NO COMMENTS


Hola amigos. It's been a while since I've rapped at ya.

Well, the reason for breaking my silence is this unholy monstrosity, created by yours truly:

Kelis - Milkshake (Methadrene Remix)

Yes, the world was crying out for an electro/industrial remix of the milkshake song, and I obliged them.
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