age: 39 (Mar 12, 1973)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2003

occupation: A Salmon in the river of life

stats: Wants too much and tries too little

gets me hot: A confident, self spoken female Rasputin wearing nothing more than one of my shirts.

body mods: None, my mom says I'm perfect and that's good enough for me

sign: One of the twelve. Roll a couple of die and let me know.

i lost my virginity: When I was twelve, camping with the girls who lived down the road. I thought I'd broken something.

into: White Russians Immortality Pretending I can read braille when I'm drunk The word 'curtain' Drinking from puddles Chasing hubcaps

fantasy: That carry-on film where they all get stuck on an island ruled by women and they have to mate with all of them. That kind of hits the mark.

crush: I wonder what my sixth form English teacher's doing nowadays?