age: 32 (Aug 13, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2005

occupation: tool of the man

gets me hot: equality. i am a big fan of equality.

body mods: i have nipple piercings. true story.

stats: 36-24-36...? haha - .only if she's 5-3, **wa-pssssh!!** kidding, sheesh...blame sir mix-a-lot

into: reading and writing. watching movies. listening to music. see -- i am like you.

makes me happy: your mom

sign: rocky raccoon

fantasy: to have my asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat.

heroes: mi padre. he's like a fucking superman.

makes me sad: your dad. republicans. conservative christians. jihadist muslims. angry rich people. ignorance from any direction. the pursuit of scrilla. being out of schmoke. any one who thinks it's not cool for two dudes or two ladies to get hitched or have kids. milk, as mentioned above. basically, unless it's left leaning, i'm probably against it.

crush: rosie palm