age: 33 (Jun 11, 1974)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2007

occupation: telecom geek

body mods: pierced ears, one tattoo.

stats: lies, damn lies and stats Am I supposed to say how fat I am here?

heroes: Curious George

crush: orange

makes me sad: The fact that my son is in Dallas. I hate Texas. Also, lack of pie.

gets me hot: women, men that are not assholes.

most humbling moment: Fatherhood

fantasy: a lifetime supply of pizza and beer oh, sex too.

makes me happy: My son. My dog licking my elbows. it is his way of getting my attention...it is better than being jumped on by 75 pounds of American Pit Bull Terrier. Also, pie.

i lost my virginity: If you see it shoot it. Then mount it on your wall.