"illstabyou once roundhouse-kicked a 10 dollar bill into 200 nickels."

"one of the best.nouns.ever.

seriously"

"he's my bestest friend on the planet which automatically makes him fucking awesome too! "

"This man has rock n roll running through his black and white veins!!! Love him!!! Love him now!!! "

"He is ever so awesome to work with!!! I ♥ him!!!! "

"the boy is rad.
what else can i say?

"

"hes just your friend so he'll get more posts. careful everyone. he's a post whore!!!!

and a comment whore"

"i might have had a bit to drink last night, but i remember him telling me a story that involved having sex with a horse and it being awesome. nice."

"Such a sweetie! "

"Way adorable. Gotta say he makes me miss the east coast, and aside from the girls he's my first crush on here. "

"Too cute!!! My new Online crush"

"totally adorable. if i wasnt such a chicken id admit to my weird lil crush . wait haha i just did "

"total sweetie who i have been crushin on for mons and finally got the guts up to tell him how i feel"

"He's hot but he doesn't appreciate my ESPN abilities."