age: 34 (Jan 13, 1978)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2004

stats: 6' , 180lbs

i lost my virginity: listening to Whitney Houston on the day Frank Zappa died...

sign: I'm an ugly goat.

crush: the ocean...

most humbling moment: too many to count.

makes me happy: people dancing to local bands, the spring breeze on my naked ass on a sunday morning, cuddling, the thought of self-sufficiency

body mods: third arm, second head that I try my best to hide and keep quiet,

makes me sad: lots of things

fantasy: to truly be me.

gets me hot: second rule of fight club...