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File this away in the restoring my faith humanity: Early this morning, my wallet fell out of an unzipped jacket pocket. Fell out onto the street. Fell out in the middle of a busy street in Brooklyn, New York, in the post dawn commuting hours. Unbenknownst to me, I stopped in my fav coffee shop for some java. Reached in pocket: Nada. Minor freak out....
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I'm like 99% sure I saw Adrian Grenier at my gym in Brooklyn this morn.

I'm completely ashamed of myself that it made me nervous.
mitska:
Don't be, I saw him at an after-party in NYC. It made me a lil uneasy, but then I got over it. smile
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Happy New Yearpuke

Next year, I hope to simplify my life.

Just run and run ... oh, and find a new job that doesn't make me want to stick a pen in my eyeblackeyed ... and also figure out a way to grow food in Brooklyn bok... and start a not-for-profit or maybe a biodiesel business ... and get a new tattooARRR!!! ... and a...
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peck:
Happy new year to you, too!
Thanx for the FR wink
_moonbeam_:
Best of luck... and maybe you should pay a visit to nor cal... just a thought. We have beaches too, and some are nudesmile
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So punk, it will poke your eye out.

A friend sent me a fantastic blog about my mid-90s punk band, Level Head, including access to our entire discography. I was pretty stoked.

Punk rock historian blogger extraordinaire, James Joyce, formerly of the hardcore wunderkind Car v. Driver, has a blog devoted to preserving the punk scene in Atlanta. Apparently featured us about a year...
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iamthelaw:
Speaking of self-fucking-promotion, here's a sample of my current band, Callsign, http://virb.com/callsign
trilby:
Really like Civil Engineer but I think that Somebody Had Fun is my favourite wink
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In honor of the holidays, please enjoy haikus about food excess:

Old man seeks doctor
"I eat Spam daily", he says.
Angioplasty

Mother overfeeds
Half ton son loses control
Burgers bring no joy

Your turn. Gimme some of that 5-7-5...
testykitten:
my mother's carrots
made with a stick of butter
killed uncle ted dead
alfaduetto:
Paula Dean's cooking
Should be a D felony
No freedom for life
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.

- opening line from Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

If you have not read this, you must read this.

Another Gem: "Mr. Darcy watched Elizabeth and her sisters work their way outward, beheading zombie after zombie as they went."

I can't believe poached costume drama...
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amarillo:
i just bought two copies of this book

one for me

one for the bf

and i mailed his to him

he got it yesterday

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Getting a massage today. Resisting the urge to make obvious handjob jokes.
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danydarko:
Fuck I need a massage.. U ever get a thai massage? Its the bee's knees...
louisiana:
:p

Glad you like us- the next time we're playing in NY is on the 28th at Arlene's Grocery.
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It has been said that the last words preceding most premature deaths in Alabama are: "Watch this."

This weekend, I brought Dixie north.

Far from dead but close to stupid, I cracked a rib last week in a drunken effort to "superman" by balancing my torso on a narrow half-wall thingy that divides my kitchen from living room. My back was bowed, legs curved upward,...
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trilby:
Ouch
Would have loved to have seen the superman pose though
Hope you feel better soon...but you probably wont, think ribs take a few months to heal
Gentle hug
Trilby
trilby:
Thanks, the worst thing about it all is that I have no patients at all, and such a small attention span....i basically get easily bored.
But a quite like this bloke so fingers crossed

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Dreamed I was a fireman. I just smoked and watched you burn.
bailey:
dreamed i was a dream.....stole you away, away in your sleep
trilby:
Loved your pics too wink
nice dream, i love fires
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Things can get ugly when parents cross the line between loving support for their children, and over-parenting-protectionism.

I had a neighbor who breast fed her daughter until the youngster was five.

I'm no Dr. Spock, but if the kid is old enough to ASK for it, the kid is too old to breastfeed.

Along similar lines, someone has created a Web site devoted to exposing...
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