age: 37 (Jun 13, 1975)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2006

occupation: lawyer

fantasy: THE ARISTOCRATS!

makes me happy: Running (and running and running). Biking through NYC. Drinking. Reading. Eating.

most humbling moment: 2004 Election night.

heroes: William J. Brennan Jr. Earl Warren. Ruth Bader Ginsberg.

crush: You, and you, and you, and you, and, most of all, YOU!

makes me sad: When I find out a friend thinks Ayn Rand is deep and philosophical, when, in fact, she was a selfish, money-grubbing asshole.

stats: Birth weight: 9.8 el-bees Life expectancy: 78.9 years. Brains: chock full of useful and probative information. (FINE! I'm also 6'2", 176 pounds and I ain't got no hair... )

into: Fierce women with mean streaks and just the right amount of hate. Coffee in the morning. Gin at night. You.

body mods: Bunch of tattoos

sign: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here