When I was little, my parents weren't much for cooking, so we ate out ... A LOT. Mostly places my mom called "sit down" restaurants, which meant table service, as opposed to "burger joint" which referred to everything from McDonald's to Taco Bell, which didn't actually have burgers.
My mom, who had chronic verbal diarrhea, and a deep, Southern drawl, insisted on ordering. She had...
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My mom, who had chronic verbal diarrhea, and a deep, Southern drawl, insisted on ordering. She had...
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danydarko:
Oh my god ur fuckin great! I miss ur face.....
alie_lynn:
Wow! And to think all these years, I thought my mom was the most embarrassing. You totally win! Though I would love to witness this in person. My mom's favorite thing to do when we eat out is that if I get carded for a drink she goes "Can you believe she is over 30?! Do you want to see my ID?" It's like she's bragging or something. It cracks me up! 
"walking along down the avenue of the americas. two eyes and a head following two arms and legs that are diggin' a snow angel in the air."
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They don't make 'em like the used to ...
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They don't make 'em like the used to ...
How does Pandora know that Pinback sandwiched between Band of Horses and The National is the perfect accompaniment to legal writing?
Thank you robot music-selection gods.
Thank you robot music-selection gods.
Dear Facebook:
You motherfucker.
Within the constellation of complaints I have about this black hole of social media, fucking Farmville updates have become a blaring supernova.
The worst part about Farmville updates, besides their frequency and monopoly on the e-real estate of "walls," is the frequent use of the plural pronoun "their" as a substitute for a non-gender specific second-person possessive pronoun, which the English...
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You motherfucker.
Within the constellation of complaints I have about this black hole of social media, fucking Farmville updates have become a blaring supernova.
The worst part about Farmville updates, besides their frequency and monopoly on the e-real estate of "walls," is the frequent use of the plural pronoun "their" as a substitute for a non-gender specific second-person possessive pronoun, which the English...
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mitska:
I, yes, have succumbed to the wicked ways of Facebook.
For the record, I love Lady Gaga.
Finally, a chick flick with braaaaaaaaaaiiiinns.
My fav great masterpiece of literature with zombie trash mashup, Pride and Prejudice & Zombies, is gonna be a movie!
I c-c-c-c-CAN'T WAIT!
Thank ye very much.
My fav great masterpiece of literature with zombie trash mashup, Pride and Prejudice & Zombies, is gonna be a movie!
I c-c-c-c-CAN'T WAIT!
Thank ye very much.
mitska:
Thank you!! Glad you wore purple a tie. I am proud!! 
The movie sounds great! Gotta love the zombies!! I also LOVE vampires!!! Can't wait to see Daybreakers!!! (chessy grin)
The movie sounds great! Gotta love the zombies!! I also LOVE vampires!!! Can't wait to see Daybreakers!!! (chessy grin)
alie_lynn:
Oh I'm kinda of excited! I've been wanting to read that book for awhile. Now I will definally have to before the movie comes out. Isn't there another book out by that author? Something about sea monsters. I must investigate. Thanks for letting me know! Borders here I come!
It's a TV On The Radio kind of day.
Wolf Like Me is carrying me through a particularly dull research and writing task.
I feel like I could crash through my window and tear down Fifth Avenue on all fours, steaming howls into the cold.
Wolf Like Me is carrying me through a particularly dull research and writing task.
I feel like I could crash through my window and tear down Fifth Avenue on all fours, steaming howls into the cold.
I'm generally NOT a germ-a-phobe, but where feces meets food products, I cringe.
ABC's latest scare piece features the gag-a-maggot study finding that 30 soda fountain machines contained fecal matter. (They are all in Virginia ... just sayin...)
I am no scientist, but, I cannot fathom how this would happen.
Nastiness aside, the 5-year-old in me loves the potential for scatological humor:
Caca-Cola, Dr. Pooper,...
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ABC's latest scare piece features the gag-a-maggot study finding that 30 soda fountain machines contained fecal matter. (They are all in Virginia ... just sayin...)
I am no scientist, but, I cannot fathom how this would happen.
Nastiness aside, the 5-year-old in me loves the potential for scatological humor:
Caca-Cola, Dr. Pooper,...
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alie_lynn:
*giggle* at the poo soda! But seriously that is pretty nasty! 
mitska:
Nasty!! I wonder how that study was conducted...by doo-doo heads?! (I had to do it) 
Btw, did you take their advice yet and start wearing purple???
Btw, did you take their advice yet and start wearing purple???
New Rule: If you're not laughing, then it's not funny, so don't use LOL.
Example: "Hi, LOL!"
What's funny about saying "Hi"?
If you must be frivolous, use El Oh El, because it that's funny.
Example: "Hi, LOL!"
What's funny about saying "Hi"?
If you must be frivolous, use El Oh El, because it that's funny.
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iamthelaw:
HAHA works. I reserve my real ire for (and it almost PAINS me to type this) ROTFLMAO, which, I am told by those in the know, stands for "Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off".
ROTFLMAO? Really? Fuck you. Fuck you so much and MEAN.
Good day...
I said good DAY sir!
ROTFLMAO? Really? Fuck you. Fuck you so much and MEAN.
Good day...
I said good DAY sir!
mitska:
Y'know, I'm actually wearing purple right now!! HAHA!!
There has been a MURDAH in SAVANNAH ... I do declay-ah
iamthelaw:
I mean, really, why do I have to be Caleb Crawdad EVERYNIGHT, I do declay-ah?